I had, without question, the strangest conversation I’ve ever had today. It fundamentally makes me head hurt to think about it. It reminds me of a bit from the comedian Lewis Black, where he was consumed by something he heard a woman say in a coffee shop: “If it hadn’t been for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college!”
Anyways, this is a completely real story that happened no more than an hour ago. I wanted to record this exchange while it was still fresh.
I have a Gmail address that I never use, but it’s only my last name, so I’ve held on to it. It forwards all of its mail to my primary email address, so I still receive all of the messages. For several years, I occasionally will get strange registration emails to this address for websites like Amazon, Best Buy, SoundCloud, and others. I’ve never been able to reach out to the person, however, because the only contact information they provided was MY email address.
Today, I received a registration email from Netflix, registered to that email address. And then I got another message that they needed to confirm my phone number.
When I clicked on the link, it showed me the entire phone number of the person. This was the first time that I had a way to contact this foolish person registering accounts with my email address!!
So I decided to text this person, in the off-chance it was a mobile phone. Maybe I could figure out what the problem was! The following is a completely unedited text exchange between me and this person.
You may have noticed that I had the names of two people that had been registering accounts with my email address. And she knew the other person, because it’s her cousin.
THIS MEANS THEY BOTH THINK THEIR EMAIL ADDRESSES ARE MY EMAIL ADDRESS! This also, somehow, means that they both think they have the same email address. I’m betting they’ve never discussed this, but I would love love love to hear her tell this story to her family tonight.
Just thought I should share!
P.S. Did she say her grandpa brother? Does she have a brother that is also somehow her grandpa? This might offer a real explanation for this whole ordeal.